Take Pam Ayres, add a dollop of Cosmo Magazine, a slurp of Ruby Wax, a pinch of glitter, a good splosh of silliness and a nice sturdy bra and Voila, you have Ms Hot Pink.

Hello and welcome to the newly revamped and updated site of New Zealand’s hilarious rhymin Pop Tart – Penny Ashton.

The Pash Monster is basking in the rosy glow of her first Kiwi winter in years and is making the most of it by spreading her bits far and wide in Godzone. So far in 09 she has sold out Gore, Wanaka AND Hamilton and is planning seasons in Taranaki, Palmerston North, Hastings, Wellington, Ohakune, Wanganui AND Taupo with her Award Nominated show HOT PINK BITS. Keep an eye out, you never know when her Pinkness will be flaunting her bits your way.

Check out where Penny's flashing on the GIGS page, read some of her fabulous reviews on the BIO page and soak in some her pink bubbly musings on the POETRY page. There's a world of exciting Hot Pink Information here to read so get stuck in.

Also check out her new column for Sky TV here:

Go to the Gigs Page for Upcoming Shows for the Award Nominated

HOT PINK BITS

Whatever happened to Divine Brown? Can a phone sex operator get RSI? Do people really have sex through a pizza? Ever fantasised about an amputee? Frustrated you can’t look any of this up on your work computer? Then Hot Pink Bits is the show for you.

That’s right New Zealand’s favourite saucy minx, Penny Ashton is back in Godzone after wowing the masses in the UK, Australia, USA and Canada where she gathered sold-out houses and sparkling reviews for her award-nominated show which trawls the ins and…outs of the international sex industry. It’s crammed full of titillating facts and hour glass figures that will tell you all about the lives of the he’s, she’s, and he-she’s that make a living in the world’s oldest profession.

Resplendent in a hot pink corset and strung up in fishnets, Ashton will sing, dance and pontificate on pornography, prostitutes and Lockwood Smith in a burlesque-esque romp through the kickers of the global sex trade. There’ll be a group orgasm, a guest porn-star and a very sexy stripper. Kicks will be high, fetishes will be indulged and Nana will need a lie down. But of course it will all be done…in the best POSSIBLE taste.

Hot Pink Bits Accolades:

Totally Sold-Out Run Wellington Fringe 2007 and Best Comedy Nomination/ Highest Selling Show World Busker’s Festival 2007 / Best of Fest Winnipeg 2007 / 2nd Highest Grossing Show Saskatoon Fringe 2007 / Totally Sold Out Edmonton Run 2007/ Totally Sold Out Hamilton, Gore, Wanaka and Taranaki Tours 2009

“…brilliant…” Otago Daily Times March 09

“A sure sign a comedian is good is when you’re hitting yourself uncontrollably in an attempt to shift the gut-cramp…” Southland Express 2009