Take Pam Ayres, add a dollop of Cosmo Magazine, a slurp of Ruby Wax, a pinch of glitter, a good splosh of silliness and a nice sturdy bra and Voila, you have Ms Hot Pink.

Hello and welcome to the newly revamped and updated site of New Zealand’s hilarious rhymin Pop Tart – Penny Ashton.

Well it's 2012 and new touring abounds. FIrst off Pinky is off to Western Australia MATE to the Perth Fringe, it'll be all 45 degress and dodging sharks but she'll find the time to entertain the locals.

From there it's off to the Hamilton Gardens Summer Festival, an Arts on Tour Tour, The Taupo Erupt Festival, The NZ International Comedy Festival and the Hamilton Fuel Festival as well. Phew.

Penny will also be making her debut in 2012 as the resident gossip on the Good Morning television show and will be appearing in Would I Lie to You as well as hosting a TV Series on the Heartland Channel. SO make sure to Mysky all of that!

Check out where Penny's flashing on the GIGS page, read some of her fabulous reviews on the REVIEW page and soak in some her pink bubbly musings on the POETRY page. There's a world of exciting Hot Pink Information here to read so get stuck in.

Hot Pink Bits

Whatever happened to Divine Brown? Can a phone sex operator get RSI? Do people really have sex through a pizza? Ever fantasised about an amputee? Frustrated you can’t look any of this up on your work computer? Then Hot Pink Bits is the show for you.

That’s right New Zealand’s favourite saucy minx, Penny Ashton is back in Australia after wowing the masses in the UK, NZ, USA and Canada where she gathered sold-out houses and sparkling reviews for her award-nominated show which trawls the ins and…outs of the international sex industry. It’s crammed full of titillating facts and hour glass figures that will tell you all about the lives of the he’s, she’s, and he-she’s that make a living in the world’s oldest profession.

Hot Pink Bits Accolades: Totally Sold-Out Run Wellington Fringe 2007 and Best Comedy Nomination/ Highest Selling Show World Busker’s Festival 2007 / Best of Fest Winnipeg 2007 / 2nd Highest Grossing Show Saskatoon Fringe 2007 / Totally Sold Out Edmonton Run 2007/ Nominated for People’s Choice Adelaide Fringe 2008 / Totally Sold Out Hamilton, Gore, Wanaka and Taranaki Tours 2009/Highest Grossing “Arts on Tour” Show in 25 years earned during 2010 tour of NZ

“…brilliant…” Otago Daily Times March 09 “

A sure sign a comedian is good is when you’re hitting yourself uncontrollably in an attempt to shift the gut-cramp…” Southland Express 2009